Gangster's Paradise

Put your pinstripes and fishnets on, grab your garters, lock and load your tommy guns,  fashion your fedoras, and do your bling thing - the gangstas are high rollin' tonight!

WWJD? We know what Jesus would do. I wanna know, WWTSD? What would Tony Soprano do? If I rolled up to the Boss, looking like this, I guarantee there is no offer he would refuse. Not sure if this Halloween costume makes me look like the goombah or the moll, but either way, I'm gettin' my way.

The Sexy Mobster Romper Costume is cool because it's really easy to assemble and it's a bargain, under $50! It's a one piece, spandex romber all zipped up and ready to go. You can zip it up in the front and it has buttons on both sides so it looks like a double-breasted suit. It also has white collars, cuffs and a red pocket square. You have to get your own hat and accessories (maybe a cigar or fake mustache), but everything else comes in the bag.

This is a cool gangster costume too. Just as sexy, but this time, it's a dress.

The Gangster Dress is a steal at $37. It's a short black and white pinstripe garter dress with white collar and cuffs. The dress zippers in the front. Included is the gold dollar sign necktie. Again with this one, you have to get your own hat and fishnets.

I mean, just imagine rolling up to a Halloween party dressed all sexy but tough at the same time. My girls always dress up super sexy on Halloween. But they always wear the same stuff. Nurses, French Maids, Wonder Woman, something from Disney. My one friend, without fail, always wears a mask. You can't meet new people that way. I never do. This year, fughedaboutit, I'm gonna let it all go. I haven't seen anyone else wear these costumes and it will make striking up a conversation or settling a beef quite easy.